Kid's Jokes

5 year old: How did the Alligator eat the cucumber?

9 year old: I don't know, how did the Alligator eat the cucumber?


5 year old: The cucumber was talking and he ate him all up!
 
5 year old: How did the bread become a square?
 
9 year old: (sigh) I don't know, how did the bread become a square?
 
5 year old: He was a triangle and he decided to be square!
 
9 year old: Your jokes are not very funny.
 
I attribute this creative spirit in my little ones to the lack of TV in the house. :) I've tried to think of how I could tie this into breastfeeding, but honestly, other than the fact that I breastfed both of these angels, I can't. Enjoy!